Funny Plumber Jokes & Puns

Check out these funny plumber jokes. Warning, some may be in bad taste!

What is a Plumber’s Favorite Vegetable?
Leeks!

How Are Plumbers and Body Builders Similar?
They both love pumping iron.

Anybody who has any doubt about the ingenuity or the resourcefulness of a plumber never got a bill from one.

Did you hear that someone broke into our local police station and stole the toilet?
Right now the cops have nothing to go on.

A plumber is the only profession where you get to take a leak and fix it at the same time.

How Many Plumbers Does It Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?
Just one to call an electrician. Plumbers don’t screw around with light bulbs.

What do Italian plumbers use to contact the dead?
A Luigi board

How did the plumber die?
He committed sewercide

TV is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn’t change people’s habits. It just kept them inside the house.

What Did the Plumber Find in Superman’s Bathroom?
A Superbowl!

I would bet that you will never find a plumber who bites their nails.

Your crap is my family’s breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Why Did the Plumber Retire Early?
He was flushed with success!

Do you know what the plumber said to the lady when he was standing in front of her sink?
I am at your disposal

I walked out of the restroom and the plumber asked me
“How bad is the leak?”
“I mean it did burn a little. I think I’ll have to get it checked out”

When I was young I wanted to be a plumber
But it ended up just being a pipe dream

How does a plumber break the ice?
Butt crack a joke.

What do you call a person who picks plums?
A plumber!

What do you call a bathroom Superhero?
Flush Gordon.

Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?
Because he was pissed off.

Why is it so hard to be a plumber in Soviet Russia?
Because you aren’t allowed to change anything about the system.

In what way is a Doctor and Plumber alike?
They both bury their mistakes.

What do you call a fairy using the toilet?
Stinker bell!

What’s the main difference between an electrician and a plumber?
An electrician washes his hands AFTER he has gone to the dunny, but a plumber washes his hands BEFORE he goes to the dunny.

Why did the walrus become a plumber?
Cause he loves a tight seal.

Why doesn’t Chuck Norris have to flush the toilet?
He scares the crap out of it!

Why do all men want to be plumbers?
Because all they think about is laying that pipe.

 

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